October 25, 2015

The Martian by Andy Weir 5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  Since I last reveiwed, I've just been sitting here in shock over how incredible The Martian is.  This is now one of my favorite books.  Ever.  I'm going to go ahead and say that I recommend it times about a trillion.  But, I know you guys need to be convinced, like I was, so stick around for my review.
I'm sure by now, most of you have seen something about the film adaptation of The Martian (the one with Matt Damon as an astronaut).  Over the last three weeks, I've had a girl in my Creative Writing class, Hank Green, and like six other people recommend this book to me.  I was eventually convinced and requested it at the library... where there was a 150 person wait.  I looked through a bunch of other libraries before I finally found a copy without a wait and snatched it.  And, man, am I glad that I did!

The Cover:
The Cover:
It shows an astronaut, Mark Watney, in a dust cloud of Mars.  Trust me, you'll get the significance after reading the book.  It's nice and clean cut.  The cover simply shows Watney all alone and shows Mars as well.  Solid A cover.

Official Description:
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him & forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded & completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive—& even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. Chances are, though, he won't have time to starve to death. The damaged machinery, unforgiving environment or plain-old "human error" are much more likely to kill him first. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet. Drawing on his ingenuity, his engineering skills—& a relentless, dogged refusal to quit—he steadfastly confronts one seemingly insurmountable obstacle after the next. Will his resourcefulness be enough to overcome the impossible odds against him?

My Review:
This book was basically Mark Watney struggling to survive alone on a deserted planet for 4 years with the supplies to last a crew of six only a month.  Not only does he have to deal with the constant threat of machine failure, which could lead to almost immediate death, but he also has to deal with dwindling rations and his only source of entertainment being disco music.  Prepare to have your heart pound in your chest while you frantically read to discover how Watney possible will manage to engineer his way out of multitudes of problems.  
This book was just fantastic.  I can't express to you how invested I got into the story of Watney's unlikely survival.  It was all I could do to avoid ranting about The Martian to everyone I encountered, as I'm sure any reader of this book will agree with.  
The plot was fast-moving and organic.  The problems arose in a way that flowed and was not at all forced.  Watney's solutions to early problems led to the next potentially fatal disaster.  
The story was told through mission logs from Watney's point of view, with an occasional point of view from NASA as they deal with Watney's death on Mars and their eventual attempts at his rescue. I loved the writing style.  It was light and very conversational while still placing us directly where the action was.  
Watney was an amazing character.  He was brilliant, constantly out-thinking the reader, and also completely sarcastic and human.  From the very first sentence, I could tell that I would love this guy, "I'm pretty much fucked. That's my considered opinion. Fucked."  (Oh, I should also warn you that there is slight cursing.  Nothing ridiculous, but it happens.)  If that doesn't get you at least interested, I'm not sure what will.  He was also very relatable and was quick with a sly comment.  There wasn't much focus of the other characters in this book, just because of the subject matter, but from what little we saw of them, they still were all unique and interesting characters.  
I can't find a single complaint about this book.  It was phenomenal.  The only thing that I can think of someone disliking is the scientific explanations.  Watney would explain how and why he was doing something with scientific reasoning that was clear for me to follow with only a basic covering in chemistry/biology but sometimes went on for a page or two.  It isn't a significant portion of the book, and it builds authentic, so I'm glad it was included but some people might not enjoy that part.  

Cool things I've heard about this book after finishing it:
All of the science in the book is correct.  How cool is that?  The Martian was originally published online for free, Andy Weir put in on Amazon so that people could read it on their Kindles for 99 cents, it became a bestseller in Sci-fi and a publisher came up to him to sell it in print.  Next thing he knew The Martian was a NYT Bestseller and being made into a movie.  Wow.

Phrase:
Disco and Duct Tape

Quotes:

"Remember those old math questions you had in algebra class? Where water is entering a container at a certain rate and leaving at a different rate and you need to figure out when it'll be empty? Well, that concept is critical to the 'Mark Watney doesn't die' project I'm working on." - page 18

"I have duct tape.  Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store.  Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape." - page 32

"But no amount of careful design by NASA can get around a determined arsonist with a tank of pure oxygen" - page 160

I'm planning on dragging a friend to see the movie so I'll let you know how that compares in the next week or so.

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October 18, 2015

The Necromancer (Johannas Cabal #1) by Jonathan L. Howard 4/5 stars

Hey, guys!  One of my best friends had been trying to get me to read this book for the better part of two years, so here I am.  There were some fantastic parts and some... not as great parts.  Fair warning, this book is not for everyone.  Its main positive is its quirky sense of humor, which may not align with your own.  Be careful when deciding whether you want to read it or not!

The Cover:
The Cover:
It shows a skeleton and a giant X with a dotted line after it.  I'm not sure who the skeleton is supposed to be.   (If you know, please comment!)  But, I like the X/ dotted line thing.  It makes the cover look like a contract, which works well in this book.  B cover

Official Description:
A charmingly gothic, fiendishly funny Faustian tale about a brilliant scientist who makes a deal with the Devil, twice.  
Johannes Cabal sold his soul years ago in order to learn the laws of necromancy. Now he wants it back. Amused and slightly bored, Satan proposes a little wager: Johannes has to persuade one hundred people to sign over their souls or he will be damned forever. This time for real. Accepting the bargain, Jonathan is given one calendar year and a traveling carnival to complete his task. With little time to waste, Johannes raises a motley crew from the dead and enlists his brother, Horst, a charismatic vampire to help him run his nefarious road show, resulting in mayhem at every turn.


My Review:
The sense of humor in this book is kind of like Lemony Snicket and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.  It uses irony and heavy heaps of sarcasm to tell its story.  The sort of dry British humor that you rather love or don't get.  The Necromancer definitely succeeded in being funny.  The question is beyond that. 
The plot was a bit slow.  It, in and of itself, was interesting, but occasionally would go on tangents that didn't really go anywhere.   An example of this was a ten-page-or-so segment from the poorly spelled perspective of a little kid at the Cabal Carnival.  It was obviously in the book to make a joke, but that segment just didn't entertain me and was a struggle for me to get through.  
That was my only main problem with this book: the jokes that didn't quite go over well.
The characters were interesting.  I loved the dynamics they had with one another, especially Horst and Johannas's dynamic.  I'll let you know that there was always a LOT of banter.  That being said, all the characters other than Johannas and Horst were one dimensional.  They didn't need to be complex, but they were lacking in a little realism.  
Overall, it was a slow book, but I enjoyed its dry sense of humor.  If you like that sort of thing, give it a shot!  If not, this book probably isn't for you.  
Will I read the next book, The Detective?  I'm not sure yet.  I probably won't, unless I get in the mood for this type of humor at some point.

Phrase:
You just need to fill out a few forms...

Happy Reading!



October 12, 2015

Stand Off (Winger #2) by Andrew Smith 5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  I just finished Stand-Off by Andrew Smith.  Winger was fantastic and you should all read that, but Stand-Off could also be a standalone if you decided to make the mistake of not reading Winger.  I was looking forward to this book so much.  I think I may have screamed when I saw that there would be a sequel to Winger (one of the funniest and most intense books I've ever read).  I was not disappointed.
The Cover:
The Cover:
It shows Ryan Dean with Sam Abernathy in a headlock while Sam looks quite pleased.  It works really well for this book for some reason.  It's not a cover I would see and want to read the book but... It works.  It sums up Ryan Dean and Sam's relationship in one screenshot.  The title is also really cool.  Winger was named after Ryan Dean's position in rugby/nickname, and Stand Off follows the same pattern.  It's Ryan Dean's new rugby position and also shows the interactions he has with the other characters (Hint: There are a lot of stand offs.)  Solid A cover

Official Description:
It’s his last year at Pine Mountain, and Ryan Dean should be focused on his future, but instead, he’s haunted by his past. His rugby coach expects him to fill the roles once played by his lost friend, Joey, as the rugby team’s stand-off and new captain. And somehow he’s stuck rooming with twelve-year-old freshman Sam Abernathy, a cooking whiz with extreme claustrophobia and a serious crush on Annie Altman—aka Ryan Dean’s girlfriend, for now, anyway.
Equally distressing, Ryan Dean’s doodles and drawings don’t offer the relief they used to. He’s convinced N.A.T.E. (the Next Accidental Terrible Experience) is lurking around every corner—and then he runs into Joey’s younger brother Nico, who makes Ryan Dean feel paranoid that he’s avoiding him. Will Ryan Dean ever regain his sanity?


My Review:
This book was fantastic.  It was the perfect blend of high-quality humor and serious topics.  It was one of those books that make you get very attached to the characters through jokes and awkward situations and then takes those attachments and punches you in the gut with them.  
Basically, in Stand Off Ryan Dean has two problems.  He, a fourteen year old senior, gets stuck with a twelve year old freshman roommate who watches the cooking channel constantly and has such intense claustrophobia that they have to leave the window open to their dorm.  During winter.  And Ryan Dean has to leave the room whenever Sam needs to use the bathroom, since he can't close the door.  Problem number two is that Ryan Dean can't get over the death of his best friend.  He has night terrors and can't even draw comics without adding a goul-like guy named Nate to them.
Stand Off was great.  I can't even find words.  There was superb character development, humor, heart-wrenching moments, comics, and some romance.  What more could you want?
The characters were wonderful.  They were complex, varied, and flawed human beings.  Everyone was some level of screwed-up and they had to help each other out.  The character development was gradual, subtle, and just wonderful!
I can't tell you how strongly I would recommend this book.  A test for how much I enjoy a book for me is always whether I would tell my friends at school to read it, many of them who aren't big book nerds.  This is definitely one that I will and already have recommended for them.  I can almost guarantee that you'll love it.  Give it a shot!

Phrase:
Princess Snuggleworm

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October 6, 2015

Dorothy Must Die (Dorothy Must Die #1) by Danielle Paige 3.5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  I actually got this book because I wanted to listen to an audiobook while driving myself to school and this was one of the few the library had around when I was looking.  I'd heard of it, thought the title alone promised at least a little fun, and I heard Danielle Paige speak at a panel at Yall Fest and she seemed likable enough.  I liked it, but it lacked a little extra pizzazz.  Since I listened to the audiobook version, I apologize if I misspell a name.  I'll let you know what I thought about the presenter though!

The Cover:
The Cover:
It shows Dorothy's stereotypical outfit with red writing over it that looks like blood.  Plus, the title is great.  It tells you exactly what this book is about.  The cover's straight-forward and mildly sinister, just like this book.  It's a great cover!  Definitely one of my favorites. A+

Official Description:
I didn't ask for any of this. I didn't ask to be some kind of hero.
But when your whole life gets swept up by a tornado - taking you with it - you have no choice but to go along, you know?Sure, I've read the books. I've seen the movies. I know the song about the rainbow and the happy little bluebirds. But I never expected Oz to look like this. To be a place where Good Witches can't be trusted, Wicked Witches may just be the good guys, and winged monkeys can be executed for acts of rebellion. There's still a yellow brick road - but even that's crumbling.What happened? Dorothy.They say she found a way to come back to Oz. They say she seized power and the power went to her head. And now no one is safe.My name is Amy Gumm - and I'm the other girl from Kansas.I've been recruited by the Revolutionary Order of the Wicked.I've been trained to fight.And I have a mission.


My Review:
Get prepared to have everything innocent about The Wizard of Oz ruined for you in this book.  The Scarecrow who just got a brain? Is now using it for human experimentation.  The cowardly lion? He's now using his courage to attack and terrify citizens.  Flying monkeys?  They're under the control of Dorothy and Glinda, the supposed "Good" Witch of the North.  And Dorothy? She's just a sadist.  
Reading this book is like having your childhood slowly ruined in a fantasy/dystopian/spy book filled with quite a bit of gore.  It was actually pretty cool.  Basically, if you mixed Oz with the world of 1984 and add some magic in and then replaced Dorothy with a more sarcastic version of herself, you would get this book.  
Amy Gumm was a very snarky character.  She was incredibly cynical in every situation, which was great.  You get a lot of her insight into the scenes.  Possibly too much, in fact.  At points, the story slowed down a bit too much because of it.  
The supporting characters were all unique, and I enjoyed seeing all of their varying personalities.  I liked a bunch of them more than Amy, but the author seemed to avoid any attachment to these supporting characters in any way possible.  As soon as you grew to like a character, they would disappear by dying, leaving to go on a mission, or quite literally disappearing.  It was actually kind of irritating.  We would be introduced to a unique and interesting character only to have them be gone in 20 pages.  
The plot was interesting.  I was interested to see just how Dorothy's murder would be arranged and how Amy and/or one of the other characters would escape whatever sticky situation they found themselves in.  
That being said, the ending of book one was... anticlimatic to say the least.  It was as if this was meant to be a stand-alone book, they realized there could be a sequel, and they changed the climax to make this happen.  However, that made a good third of this book completely pointless.  Amy acted completely out of character, and then, it ended, only to be continued in The Wicked Will Rise.  
All in all, it was a unique take on The Wizard of Oz that was funny at times and makes you rethink some stories from your childhood.  
Would I recommend it?  I don't think so.  If I saw someone pick it up at Barnes & Noble and debate whether or not to buy it, I wouldn't snatch it from their hands and tell them no (*cough* Fangirl *cough*) but I wouldn't tell them to definitely pick it either.  If you like Wizard of Oz or have nothing else on your list, go for it.  It's not my first recommendation though.  (Click here for my top recommendations!)

Will I read the sequel, The Wicked Will Rise?  I can't tell you that, either.  I probably will if I can't find more interesting audiobooks for my car rides to and from school, but I won't go out of my way.  

Audiobook Review:
The reader of this audiobook, Devon Sorvari, was great!  Her voice wasn't at all irritating, which I think is difficult to find in female narrators.  She did a good job distinguishing characters and "performing" her role as a snarky teenager.  Her presentation was great.  

Phrases:
Don't touch the shoes.
Goth munchkin.

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October 4, 2015

The Infinite Sea (5th Wave #2) by Rick Yancey 4.5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  I just finished the second book in the 5th Wave series by Rick Yancey.  If you missed my review of book one, check it out here.  It's a good book, and you'll probably enjoy it.
The Infinite Sea was also great, though not quite as spectacular as book one.
The Cover:
The Cover:
The cover shows a person in a tunnel-like area that's flooding.  I can honestly tell you I have no idea what scene is displayed.  In fact, I don't believe that it is a scene but a strange, not obvious symbol.  The cover gets you interested, but it doesn't really relate.  At all.  C+ cover just because it doesn't connect.

Official Description:
How do you rid the Earth of seven billion humans? Rid the humans of their humanity.
Surviving the first four waves was nearly impossible. Now Cassie Sullivan finds herself in a new world, a world in which the fundamental trust that binds us together is gone. As the 5th Wave rolls across the landscape, Cassie, Ben, and Ringer are forced to confront the Others’ ultimate goal: the extermination of the human race.
Cassie and her friends haven’t seen the depths to which the Others will sink, nor have the Others seen the heights to which humanity will rise, in the ultimate battle between life and death, hope and despair, love and hate.



My Review:
The first thing you guys should know are the point of views for this book.  Instead of the first book, where the POV alternated between first person segments from Ben and Cassie, with a short 3rd person in the middle, this book had a long segment from both Cassie and Ringer, with two small 3rd person sections focused on Poundcake and Ethan.  Ben's POV was no longer around.  And he was my favorite character.  I was definitely disappointed by that but maybe in the next book Ben will have a larger role!
The plot was really cool.  It developed the Others/ aliens plan and purpose more and more.  Their ideas were interesting and original.  It made it a pleasure to read.  One of the highlights was the aliens new plot on how to use the little kids they took.  (Hint: It involves bombs)  It was a new idea that was so disturbing that it worked really well to tell us about the mindsets of the aliens.  
The characters were great and complex.  They had their own motivations and thought-processes.  Ringer is an amazingly strong female character, who is frankly bada**.  She couldn't have cared less about her "love-interests" and would rather kick butt.  It's rare to see such a great girl character who doesn't make me want to bash my head against a wall.  Ringer was this girl.  (All that said, I still wish that Ben had a larger role.)
My main issue with this book was the last bit.  The complexities of the aliens plans got a little hazy.  A large scene starring Ringer and Vosch was just muddled and I ended up confused (in a non-purposeful way) and had trouble buying the scenario.  It just didn't make sense.  That was only a span of maybe 20 pages, but it was an important piece of the story that will be built on later and was just in need of some sort of editing or another.
All in all, I really liked this book.  It was great and I look forward to the next book!  It had unique ideas, interesting and complex characters, and a fast-moving plot.  The writing in general was done with a lot of skill, which was just obvious to anyone who reads it.  I would definitely recommend it to anyone who read The 5th Wave.  (If you haven't yet, I'd recommend you read that, too.)

Phrase:
Dreamland

If you liked this book, you may also like BZRK by Michael Grant.

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September 23, 2015

The 5th Wave by Rick Yancey 5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  Sorry that I haven't posted in a while.  School started back and apparently you can't read much while having a constant stream of homework.  I just haven't had much time to read this month!  That being said, I made time to read this remarkable book.  This is one of those books that I had to set down at certain points and just scream in (a good kind of) frustration.  It was good, without a doubt.

Anyways, the cover:


The Cover:
It shows Cassie wandering in the woods after the first few waves of attacks.  It's not an exciting cover, but there's nothing bad about it.  It could've been much worse.  A- cover.

Official Description:
Never mind, their description is a spoiler fest and doesn't even mention the second main character. I'm not a fan and would recommend not reading it if you don't want major spoilers.  Any description has lots of spoilers, since there are plot twists left and right in this book.  I read this book completely blind, thinking it was about aliens and had good ratings (and was the only book in a pile of free prize books I could chose from that I'd heard of).  Nevertheless, I won't spoil anything in my review.

My Description:
The aliens are here.  They are not here to help or even to imprison the human race; they are here to exterminate.  The first three waves killed most of the human population.  The 4th wave turned the remaining humans against each other.  No one could be trusted when you couldn't tell the difference between the aliens and the other survivors.  A girl's and a boy's experiences in this new war on the Others are very different.  The girl struggles to keep a promise to her little brother and to survive all alone and in hiding in the new world.  The boy joins an army that's set on destroying the aliens however possible.  Their paths cross in a series of intricate and shocking ways.

My Review:
This book was amazing.  The last two hundred pages, I was so invested in this book, its characters and its plot that I frequently had to put down the book and just freak out.  The writing style was great.  It was funny, lively, and serious all at once.  It was perfect for building suspense and diffusing the tension whenever needed.
The book switches point-of-view whenever a new part happens, so be aware of that.  Most of the main characters had a few pages of a point-of-view but Cassie and the boy (whose name I'm not saying because it's a spoiler) both had longer, first-person sections.  I'm not going to lie and say that I enjoyed all the parts equally (the boy's where arguably the best), but all of the characters were very complex and well-thought-out.  They were also really likable, which is always a good sign.
The best part of The 5th Wave was its plot twists.  They littered every page of this book and constantly threw me off guard.  You anticipate many of the twists, but the characters' reactions to the surprise would throw me for a loop.

Overall, I would definitely recommend The 5th Wave, the first in its series.  The Infinite Sea is already out, and I am definitely looking forward to reading it.  I also hear that a movie is coming out soon based on this book, so there's lots to look forward to after reading this remarkable book!

The Movie Trailer:



Happy Reading!

August 30, 2015

Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer 3.5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  Sorry that I haven't posted recently!  To be honest, I just haven't had the time to read with school starting back.  I meant to post this review about a week ago but got behind.  Sorry!
I read Into Thin Air for my Summer Reading book this year.  (Well, I actually chose Pride and Prejudice and had to abandon that (more to come on that disaster of a book).)  Into Thin Air seemed much better.  According to descriptions it was Jon Krakauer's account of his perilous climb up Mount Everest.  While I can't deny that it was, I was also a whole bunch of irrelevant mountain statistics.  It wasn't a bad book, but it was very heavy and very little happened for the first two thirds.
Anyways, the cover:
The Cover:
It is formatted like a newspaper article (in a way), like Jon's role in climbing Mount Everest, a journalist.  The photo is of Everest in a storm.  It fits the book well, but it isn't a particularly interesting cover.  B cover.

Official Description:
On May 9th 1996, five expeditions launched an assault on the summit of Mount Everest. The conditions seemed perfect. Twenty-four hours later one climber had died and 23 other men and women were caught in a desperate struggle for their lives as they battled against a ferocious storm that threatened to tear them from the mountain. In all, eight climbers died that day in the worst tragedy Everest has ever seen. 
Jon Krakauer, an accomplished climber, joined a commercial expedition run by guides for paying clients, many of whom had little or no climbing experience. In Into Thin Air he gives a thorough and chilling account of the ill-fated climb and reveals the complex web of decisions and circumstances that left a group of amateurs fighting for their lives in the thin air and sub-zero cold above 26,000 feet - a place climbers call 'The Death Zone'. Into Thin Air reveals the harsh realities of mountaineering and echoes with frantic calls of climbers lost high on the mountain and way beyond help.


My Review:
I enjoyed Into Thin Air once the storyline truly started moving.  However, that took probably 250-300 pages.  Those first pages were full with all of the factual information about Everest and the backstories of characters that you could ever want to know.
The author introduced a few too many irrelevant characters and would rarely bring them back up again.  This led to some confusion of who the characters were and whether or not they would be important later on.
I just didn't find myself engaged in the story.  If you are interested in Everest, I would recommend Into Thin Air because I actually learned a lot.  If not, maybe choose a different book.

Phrase:
Altitude Sickness

Happy Reading!

July 27, 2015

Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell 3.5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  I just finished reading Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell (also known as the author of Eleanor & Park).  I entered into this book thinking that it would be a wonderfully cute love story where the main character was a giant nerd/fangirl.  While that was still what it was, I found the story lacked the umph/the connection that really got me engaged.

The Cover:
The Cover:
It shows Cath writing Simon Snow/ Baz fanfiction while Levi tries hopelessly to get her attention. It's a simple cover that it kind of cute.  I love the cover but I think it gives a bit of a misconception about what the book is about.  (More on that later)  A+ cover.

Official Description:
A coming-of-age tale of fan fiction, family and first love. 
Cath is a Simon Snow fan.
Okay, the whole world is a Simon Snow fan...
But for Cath, being a fan is her life—and she’s really good at it. She and her twin sister, Wren, ensconced themselves in the Simon Snow series when they were just kids; it’s what got them through their mother leaving.
Reading. Rereading. Hanging out in Simon Snow forums, writing Simon Snow fan fiction, dressing up like the characters for every movie premiere.
Cath’s sister has mostly grown away from fandom, but Cath can’t let go. She doesn’t want to.
Now that they’re going to college, Wren has told Cath she doesn’t want to be roommates. Cath is on her own, completely outside of her comfort zone. She’s got a surly roommate with a charming, always-around boyfriend, a fiction-writing professor who thinks fan fiction is the end of the civilized world, a handsome classmate who only wants to talk about words... And she can’t stop worrying about her dad, who’s loving and fragile and has never really been alone.
For Cath, the question is: Can she do this?
Can she make it without Wren holding her hand? Is she ready to start living her own life? Writing her own stories?
And does she even want to move on if it means leaving Simon Snow behind?


My (Mildly Sarcastic) Description:
Cath is a Simon Snow fan.  However, she is not a quirky nerd who just glows with excitement about fictional worlds.
No.
Cath would rather sit in her room, not speaking to anyone and write fanfiction.  Her dorm room is where she will sit like a bump on a log through perhaps two or three hundred of these four hundred and fifty pages.  On her laptop she sits while complaining about how lonely she is, apparently not recognizing that she brings it on herself by not even speaking to her new roommate for the first month or so of college.
She will make you, however awkward you are, seem like a social butterfly.
Why read a story about someone on their laptop when you yourself could be doing the same thing? you might ask.  I don't know.  The best response I have is to read the love story that picks up about 3/4 of the way through this novel.

My Review:
As you can probably tell, I was bored by this book.  It wasn't poorly written; the writing style was actually quite interesting, and you can definitely tell that Rainbow Rowell knows how to write. However, I just do not think that she should've chosen this particular topic.
Firstly, you can tell that she doesn't quite get the whole "fangirl" thing.  Sure, she gets the basics down, but the overall feel was... off somehow.
Also, she couldn't quite get the whole awkward thing right either.  (Well, it was definitely awkward, but it wasn't the right kind of awkward to get across a story.)  I have definitely read my fair share of stories with crushingly awkward protagonists.  (See: If I Fall, If I Die and Boo) But, those books made me relate to the characters instead of just wincing.  
I'm also not going to lie that it irritated me beyond belief how much "Simon Snow" was a blatant rip-off of Harry Potter, a boy wizard in a boarding school to study magic.  It wasn't just that though. Here's a quote so that you can see how deep it ran: "'Baz's hair is sick,' Wren said during Simon Snow and the Selkies Four [fourth movie].  All the actors had longer hair in this movie."  Maybe being mildly upset about this is just because I know way too much about Harry Potter, but still!
My final complaint was that the ending was the definition of anti-climatic.  It was almost as if Rainbow Rowell just lost interest in the book and shrugged and called it done.
All of Fangirl's shortcomings aside, the writing style was still very interesting, and the dialogue was funny.  While most of this book was boring, the parts that were a little exciting were all brilliant pieces of writing.  However, these great spots were few and far between.
I would not recommend Fangirl.  I really hoped to like it and was sorely disappointed, and I think you will be as well.  All in all, I would say that I've definitely read better books and, even, better fanfiction.

Phrase:
Range Management

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July 22, 2015

The Long Walk by Richard Bachman (AKA Stephen King) 5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  A few days back, I posted about the first book I read in The Bachman Books collection.  I had already read Rage (which was interesting and mostly enjoyable) and decided to start the second book, The Long Walk.  It was one of the best books I've ever read.  The premise was fantastic, the characters incredibly complex and fascinating, and the writing... just perfect.  

The Cover:
It shows the dotted yellow road line extending farther than you can see in the distance, a shoe that had fallen off a Walker on the ground and a storm brewing on the horizon.  It works really well for this book, I think.  It's not eye-catching per se, but it does link with the book in the perfect way.  One of the covers that you look at after you finish reading and think, "I get it."  A+ cover.

My Description (There isn't a very good one officially):
The Long Walk is an annual competition.  100 teenage boys enter each year to see who can walk the furthest and win fame and a prize of their choice.  The rules are that you must keep walking at a pace of over 4 mph.  If you go under that speed, you get a warning.  After four warnings you are out.  The catch is that when you are out, you are shot by the soldiers lining the road.  There is only one winner, the other 99 must die.  
Ray Garrity enters this competition during The Long Walk, and he must battle physical and mental strain just to stay alive.

My Review:
Saying that I was a ball of pure stress while reading this book would be an underestimate. Considering that it was basically a book about characters walking in a straight line, you wouldn't imagine that I would be so stressed.  However, the way that The Long Walk was written, it kept me so far on the edge of my seat that I was almost on the floor.  If you could read this book without getting a knot in your stomach/ experience physical pain, I would be shocked.  This excitement was caused by anything and everything: a steep hill that was almost impossible to go up at 4 mph, a friend being shot for stumbling too many times, an exhausted stumble, or just the realization that literally everyone was going to die.  
The mental and physical hurdles of the Long Walk were also crazy.  The Walkers walked for hundreds of miles with breaking pace.  Not for sleeping, eating, or even going to the bathroom.  The other boys dropped like flies from everything from a cramp, to exhaustion, to the inability to continue walking in their own pus filled shoes.
If you were to ever feel guilty for sitting down while reading a book, this is the one to do it.  You can't feel very good about laying in bed while reading about Garrity fantasizing about the calm, painlessness that was death.  
The characters were some of the most well-thought-out and unique characters that I have ever read about.  I couldn't help but to love them, but only one character would be left standing.  I had to sit by as all the characters that I grew to like were slowly worn down past their breaking point, walked for miles in desperation, and then were shot.  It could be quite traumatizing if you are a person who can't handle character deaths!
The plot, the characters, the ideas that it makes you think of, the writing style were all perfect.  My only complaint about the entire book was the last page.  It was fully wrapped up, but left for a bit of interpretation.  I understand why Richard Bachman/ Stephen King did it, and it did work well for the story but I wanted a little bit more of an ending!
Even with the ending, I would recommend The Long Walk with all of my heart.  It was one of the best books I've ever read.  Just, please, please consider reading it!

Phrase:
Jelly sandwiches

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July 19, 2015

Rage by Richard Bachman (AKA Stephen King) 4.5/5 stars

Hey, guys!  A few days ago, I bought a collection of four Stephen King novels that he wrote under the pseudonym of Richard Bachman in the eighties.   The books were Rage, The Long Walk, Roadwork, and The Running Man.  I picked it up mainly because I have been really wanting to read The Running Man, and the whole collection was three dollars (it was a used book store) so I thought that even if I hated the other three books, I would have a good deal.  Let's just say that based on just the first book, I've already more than gotten my money's worth!

The Cover:
The Cover:
I don't like this cover.  It shows Charlie, our protagonist, sitting at the front of Mrs. Underwood's class with the pistol in his lap.  That's fine, but the expression on his face is too cruel.  It doesn't match the tone of the book at all.  C cover.

Official Description:
A disturbed high-school student with authority problems kills one of his teachers and takes the rest of his class hostage. Over the course of one long, tense and unbearable hot afternoon, Charlie Decker explains what led him to this drastic sequence of events, while at the same time deconstructing the personalities of his classmates, forcing each one to justify his or her existence.

My Review:
I loved the idea of this book.  It is a book about a school shooter, from the shooters's perspective.  He seems perfectly reasonable, and I found myself rooting for him, as absurd as that sounds.  The most interesting part of this idea was how chill Charlie's hostages were.  They also seemed to be rooting for Charlie.  I don't want to spoil anything for you guys because this book was a roller-coaster ride of subtle shifts that ended up... where it did.  (Wow, what an ending!)  Rage was a very interesting view on humanity, insanity, and schools.  It is definitely worth reading and I'm glad that I did!
A good portion of this book was Charlie completely wrecking teachers and policemen as they tried to talk him down, and it was hilarious!  That alone was fantastic.  
The only drawback of Rage was that a few of Charlie's stories were a little long-winded.  It wasn't a big deal but it did slow the book down a bit.
Also, I need to warn you that this book is for the older folks.  If you are not in high school yet, I would not read this book.  There are a few scenes that are a bit racy that could make you uncomfortable.  Even if you are in high school, I would give a warning.  You know what you are comfortable with, keep it in mind!  The scenes in question have some variation of language,  violence, and sexual situations.  The last one is the one that I'm mainly warning about.  Decide for yourself.
I still definitely recommend Rage as it has a unique view on humanity and the way that society works.

Phrase:
The next time you ask a question...

Quote:
"What must it be like for a suicide coming down from a high ledge? I'm sure it must be a very sane feeling.  That's probably why they scream all the way down."

*Note: I was browsing the internet because I thought there was a movie version of this to draw your attentions to (there isn't), and I noticed that Stephen King has stopped the printing of Rage because he is afraid about inspiring school shooters.  You can still find it in The Bachman Books collection and libraries, but you may be unable to buy a new copy.  Sorry!
To read more: http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/07/15/stephen-king-discusses-book-he-doesnt-want-anyone-to-read/

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